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  What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word." Dish Towel

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  The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink dish towel

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  If cats could text you back, they wouldn't. Coaster

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  I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Dish Towel

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  I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos Dish Towel

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  You Only Live Once Zipper Pouch

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  Parenting Hack Zipper Pouch

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  Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet. Dish Towel

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  When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends. Dish Towel

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  I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me. Dish Towel

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  I either have my hair and makeup done or I look homeless

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  dog hair. a condiment and an accessory. Dish Towel

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